Bastard

by SuperCoolFireDragon December 17, 2016
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Bastarding

The act of searching out somebody who has just achieved something good and then instantly ruining it for them by doing something annoying to take the shine off of it. Usually a whole day activity as finding somebody who has just achieved success isn't easy.

If someone gets a good grade in an exam, throw a pint of milk in their face.

If a kid learns to ride a bike for the first time, run up and push it over.

You get the idea.
Hey John, fancy a spot of bastarding today?
by Frederik43 March 28, 2010
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Bastard

*Kenny Dies*
Stan :OMG they killed Kenny!
Kyle :You bastards!!
by yargh man May 29, 2015
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Bastard

1. A child whose parents are not married
2. A person from the north who likes walls
Gareth Hughes is a Bastard from the north, listen here Bastard
by 1of10 June 06, 2020
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Bastardism

1. (n) The art of being a bastard.
"Mr. Hill gave you 75 pages of homework? That's bastardism!!!"
by prvtdonut7 April 21, 2005
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Bastard

One who makes life difficult. Such cases are abundant; however, their effect can usually be negated or lessened by the individual.
Grandpa: Don't let the bastards get you down.
Me: Which ones are the bastards?
Grandpa: All of them.
by Zach Rock Steady November 18, 2003
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Bastard

You're such a bastard fr tho like who searches this
by StrawberryGlow April 29, 2022
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