basement troll

Any over 30 male who lives in his parents' basement. Usually lacking in social skills. Never has a girlfriend. Heterosexual (non-practicing). Seldom employed. Loves Dungeons and Dragons. Usually overweight, bald. Comic book fanatic. Secretly (or not) wants to be his favorite comic book hero.

Dude I bet that basement troll has never even been to first base.

by nemo421 December 3, 2007

Coming Out of the Basement

When a person you wouldn't expect (such as a jock or a cheerleader) openly admits to playing video games or pen and paper RPGs (like Dungeons and Dragons).

"I can't keep lying like this. I play Dungeons and Dragons. I am officially coming out of the basement"
"But you're the school quarterback!"

by Christopher Sturz January 15, 2007

Basement Monster

Someone who never leaves their own home, specifically their room.

Have you seen Derek lately?

No, he's a basement monster man. I don't even think he showers.

by SJeffries April 8, 2009

Basement Jockey

Someone who spends most of their time in their relatives' basements for their own personal hobby. Linux coders.

"Dan spent all night downstairs coding up the new kernel patch, he's a real basement jockey"

by Billy_Brasky1 December 31, 2008

basement kisses

Term used for oral sex.

"My wife and I were in bed, and she gave me basement kisses!"

by Jak Gof May 26, 2020

Mint City in the Basement

1) A state of pure bliss
2) Name of best EASHL team on nhl22
3) When your playing EASHL 3v3 and the boys score a goal off of pure poetry in motion resulting in a similar feeling to a wet dream

*Goal Scored*
Mark - “Fucking beautiful”
Kevin - “ Yea that was mint”
Steve - “Mint city in the basement”

by MarkyTep15 November 7, 2021

Basedervative

A combination of the words “based” and “conservative”. A word used most frequently by United States citizens that identify on the far right of the political spectrum. Its use is in attempt to establish that a conservative American is true to themselves and unafraid of ridicule. The word is commonly used in contrast to members on the left when applied in conversation.

Are you a liberal soy-boy, or a basedervative?

by mfshirt September 18, 2022