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Bartolo Colon

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The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.
Dude, I totally Bartolo Colon'd that chickk last night... she got so pissed til she realized I warmed her colon up nice and good.
by John Petrucci August 3, 2006
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Barstool

A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.
Kevin was very happy when he pulled a barstool at the snooker club, but less happy when he found she had given him a full house.
by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003
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This is a name that most likely does not exist
Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
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by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022
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Bartolomeo

The proper name for a sophisticated & saucy chihuahua male with feet that smell like fritos. A rare breed indeed.
A: Did you see that dog? He's so dope!

B: Yeah, that's because he is a Bartolomeo, duh.
by Breadcrumb February 3, 2010
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Barstool Sports

A website/blog for sport loving pinky dicks.

Basically like 4chan, only for middle aged, fat, ugly, angry woman-hating men, who circle jerk over unfunny images, unbelievably lame jokes, and taunt each other with with threats of their favorite sports team beating up another team.

Love Michael Vick. Because assholes.

The least likable people on Earth all decided to make a blog devoted to being everything that people hate about sports fans, and generally gives everyone on Earth a bad name.

Call each other "stoolies" and are identified by pictures of fat date rape enthusiasts, in T-shirts, who wear baseball caps backwards, holding up crudely written signs with the website name on it.

Which probably have their name, address and phone, printed on the back, in case they leave the sign in their male prostitute's asshole.
Barstool Sports is great, if you ever want to feel better about yourself. Just read the comment section of pretty much any article. You'll feel like a genius.
by Lig Na Baste September 8, 2012
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Barthole

It’s the same word as butthole but with a accent kinda.
Man, my barthole hurts from pooping
by Me, DUH 🙄 December 5, 2021
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Bartholomew

Someone who is straight and is not maidenless
Person 1: did you know that Bartholomew is straight and is not maidenless

Person 2: Ratio
by Jonathan Jeff April 11, 2022
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