Isaac Barton

Isaac Barton is the hottest, sexiest, and most majestical human being ever. He is Reese Barton's brother. If you ever come across Isaac Barton he will probably ask you for brownies. Yeah. He's just really damn hot.

Woah is that Isaac Barton over there? Oh the hot guy, yeah.

by iloveisaacbarton August 21, 2022

holly barton

A lovely young girl with a kind heart on the outside but hidden dark and evil intentions on the inside.

Don't be such a Holly Barton Jamie!

by Tx xryctcyvuvu. Fsg January 22, 2022

Jaime Barton

A very hot person

You look like Jaime Barton today.

by N o June 1, 2022

Barton

A term used for Governor Stirling Senior High School students who use it as a synonym for that idiot who steals phones

"Barton is coming here"

"Don't let Barton see us"

by An unusual side sitter April 12, 2022

Scott Barton

A man with an extremely large penis. Often gets caught in the car door or revolving door. Likes to fling it in the air like a helicopter.

Wow you have a huge cock, is your name Scott Barton by chance?

by craig eric August 9, 2024

Barton Beauties

The Barton Beauties are the girls who work Barton Street and the surrounding areas such as Emerald Street and James Street N in the downtown urban core of lower Hamilton Ontario. They can be found anytime of day or night, any day of the year, in any kind of weather, and are what could be considered bargain priced hookers, open to haggling and will often provide services for a donation of oxycontin, methamphetamine or crack cocaine in lieu of currency

Angelo gave his wife a venereal disease he caught from one of the Barton Beauties he picks up all the time on his way home from the night shift National Steel Car.

by Haggis MacPhreedom July 29, 2023

Mischa Barton

A woman who I guess played in The O.C (I never saw it). If you look her up on Google, there is a 50% chance that the photo itself with give you an erection the length of a Greyhound Bus, and a 50% chance you will be turned to stone for eternity after looking into the soulless eyes of that witch.

James:When I see pictures of Mischa Barton, I have a very difficult time deciding whether to masterbate or to gouge my eyes out with a red-hot metal spoon.

Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?

James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.

by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024