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Bare Ass Piss 

An epic maneuver in which a man lets his pants and underwear drop to his ankles, lifts his shirt up to armpit level, and urinates, much in the manner of a 4 year old trying to use a urinal. Usually executed while intoxicated. Occasionally performed in tandem by a group, no homo.

Since many guys did this at urinals when they were kindergarten age, the act of doing this is often referred to as "bringing it back".
"Guys, I have to pee. I'm gonna bring back the bare ass piss."

"Joel, I heard you brought back the bare ass piss the other night."
"Feels good, man."
Bare Ass Piss by Mackie J October 16, 2009

bare munch 

i have bare munch to eat in my crib
bare munch by jixxxie August 24, 2008

Bare Minimum Rule 

When a person gets an overwhelming amount of praise for doing the bare minimum of human decency.
They definitely got covered the bare minimum rule. They didn’t say “the N word” along with the song!

She didn’t say anything about that girl’s weight! good job with the bare minimum rule.

Wow, bare minimum rule. He went to the bar and didn’t hook up with a random chick that wasn’t his girlfriend!

Bare Chested 

The state of being unclothed from the waist up.
Bare Chested by Mixed Bag August 9, 2009

bare necessities 

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

bare-ballin 

The act of wearing pants, most specifically jeans, without any sort of undergarments.

Going commando.
"That guys is so hardcore, he has been bare-ballin it for over a week!"
bare-ballin by !sipea March 28, 2007