Barrel Boy

A sailor was having trouble dealing with having no contact with women while at sea. He finally confided to a fellow sailor who showed him a barrel on the deck. "You can relieve yourself by putting your manhood in that hole." Much to his surprise, it helped. One day, his friend said, "Gee, you look happy. I guess that secret I told you is helping." "Oh, yes," said the sailor, "I am feeling quite relaxed." "Good thing," said his friend. "Tomorrow, it's your turn in the barrel."

"mick just recently got promoted and because he's the newest to an elite group he must do his time in the barrel until the next person is promoted! He is our Barrel Boy

by Warmonger_1 July 1, 2012

Jelly Bracelets Or in Australia.. Fuck me Bands

Bracelets that you snap and perfrom sexual actions.
Black= hardcore
Sliver=fisting
Red=lapdance
Blue=blow job
Clear= what ever you want
Yellow= hug
Orange=kiss
White=flash you tits
Glow in the drak= use sex toys
Brown= toss my salad
Green=cunnlingus
Pink=flash

He snapped my blue braclet and i gave him a blow job.

by missj451 July 8, 2004

Turner Bartels k-8

Welcome to Turretner Bitchtels! Home of the FAKE, and if not the fake, home of lying, cringy, ugly, drug selling and, useless sluts. Nothing says Turner Bartels like stolen phones, unathletic black kids, racist teachers, annoying grade sluts that think everyone loves them, weird ass Indians, and kids that won’t hit puberty until there mid 30’s. A good thing is if your lucky you might find a slut that actually has cleavage instead if every flat girl in the school, but watch out! 90 percent of them have aids so... In conclusion if your looking for a shitty school with constant bullying by teachers and used old pussy, Turner Bartels is the place to go!

I hate Turner Bartels k-8

by Bo111 February 16, 2018

bardelas

now exctint Talmudic beast, commonly mistranslated as leopard but is more likely similar to the modern day puma or panther.

The Rabbi told the class of a bardelas that ate his family, and the owner of the bardelas was liable for his family.

by Rabbi K November 18, 2009

barella

Normally is the word used in the italian language to define the "stretcher" (i.e: he was carried away on a stretcher)

It has then become widely used with two particular meanings:

1. As a noun, "La Barella" is the italian slang for Cocaine (probably more in the north-west regions as Lombardy or Piedmont)

2. As a verb, means "freaking out", "getting wasted", being totally fucked up

1. Oh, zio, porta la barella ! - yo, bro, bring the cocaine

2. Zio, stai sbarellando di brutto !! - dude, you're freaking out of your goddamn mind!
3. Minchia Tony l'altro giorno ha sbarellato! - Fuck, Tony got really mad the other day

4. Ou, ripigliati che stai sbarellando - dude, you're losin it, get your shit 2gether

by psykedelik October 7, 2013

barrel disease

One who is so fat that the body appears in the shape of an old wooden barrel

Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.

by ak80 August 6, 2014

Barclay McGain

A choad that grows only in the presence of other choads in a vain attempt to be the biggest choad in the room. Derived from Barclays bank

I thaught he was just a choad but when they all got together for a circle jerk it turns out he was the Barclay McGain, the biggest choad of them all!

by Strayanmale January 12, 2020