West boro baptist church

1. is a anti-gay, USA, world, and armed forces "cult" ran by " Pastor" Phillips ( who is capital G gay)

2. A family that is high on a hateful view of God and gives the US a bad name.

3. the most hated and must be high on God knows what cult that is slowly dying out

4. a bunch of hateful hoes and led by a old ( most likely gay) man Go GAY :)

The West boro Baptist church is full of hate, and is full of dumb and stupid christians

by kick azz September 5, 2013

Beer Baptism

After finishing a shower beer, you fill the empty bottle/can with shower water and pour it over your head.

Friend 1: "Hey were you drinking in the shower again? You never cleaned up your bottles."
Friend 2: "Yea, sorry about that. A Beer Baptism was held."

Friend 1: "In the name of the father, son, and holy beer. Your sins have been washed away my son."

by MechAkrasia January 2, 2017

Westboro Baptist Church

A church that everyone, INCLUDING CHRISTIANS, hate. Known for picketing funerals and walking around with posters that says "God hates (X)". Also rejoice over dead kids and the likes.

When the Westboro Baptist Church decided to picket Jeff Hanneman's funeral, they didn't know what would happen when they went up against thousands of Slayer Fans. Needless to say, they didn't come out of that one looking pretty.

by Anhilliator1 February 3, 2017

canadian baptism

The act of one man ejaculating on another's face, and both mem subsequently apologizing profusely to the other, all occuring in the bathroom of a Tim Horton's.

"My bad man, I was busy all day saturday and missed the canadian baptism, see you at the next one"

by MethLabForCutie October 8, 2017

Santa’s Baptism

When you go skinny dipping in the winter.(Doesn’t count in warm water regions, must fully submerge to be born again)

I did Santa’s Baptism last night.

by Convinced Felon December 21, 2020

Chocolate Baptism

The sexual act of defecating on a woman's forehead in the shape of a cross. Symbolizes baptism... But with shit.

Guy1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.

by Syn Gatton and Magic Fingers May 29, 2010

St. Jean Baptiste Day

The 24th of June marks the Feast of St John the Baptist. This is known as St Jean Baptiste Day to French speaking cultures.

Celebrated in QUEBEC with cool fireworks and parties and BOX SOCIALS!

The Annual Ahmed Saad Box Social is held every year on St. Jean Baptiste Day

by Adil June 19, 2004