A phrase meaning you must be kissing my "baby" or in layman's terms telling a false truth. Used mostly in playful to sexual contexts.
Robzilladilla: "Hey man, why don't you just kiss the baby."
Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"
Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"
by Robzilladilla May 18, 2011
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Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.
Since January 2009, when Craig makes a video on Friday, he always includes a segment about Free Bagel Friday. On Free Bagel Friday, there are free bagels available at Craig's workplace. Every Free Bagel Friday, Craig confronts his boss (Mike Benedetto), demands his boss' bagel, and then punches him in order to steal his bagel (most often, a sesame bagel). When Mike gets punched, he usually flies backwards into recycling bins, shelving units, boxes, and so on.
This comical bit is the longest-running repeated theme in Wheezy Waiter videos. While the structure is always the same, the dialogue between Craig and Mike usually alludes to whatever topic or jokes the rest of that particular video contains. For example, in a video where Craig (Wheezy Waiter) performed a version of the song 'Creep' (his version called 'Crepe'), Mike's dialogue in the Free Bagel Friday confrontation consisted of lines from the song.
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Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.
Since January 2009, when Craig makes a video on Friday, he always includes a segment about Free Bagel Friday. On Free Bagel Friday, there are free bagels available at Craig's workplace. Every Free Bagel Friday, Craig confronts his boss (Mike Benedetto), demands his boss' bagel, and then punches him in order to steal his bagel (most often, a sesame bagel). When Mike gets punched, he usually flies backwards into recycling bins, shelving units, boxes, and so on.
This comical bit is the longest-running repeated theme in Wheezy Waiter videos. While the structure is always the same, the dialogue between Craig and Mike usually alludes to whatever topic or jokes the rest of that particular video contains. For example, in a video where Craig (Wheezy Waiter) performed a version of the song 'Creep' (his version called 'Crepe'), Mike's dialogue in the Free Bagel Friday confrontation consisted of lines from the song.
See the definition for Wheezy Waiter for more information on these videos.
TGIFBF. Thank God It's Free Bagel Friday. Every Friday, we have a big pile of bagels in the office.
Oh shirt, it's Free Bagel Friday.
Oh shirt, it's Free Bagel Friday.
by martha_s February 8, 2010
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Get the Baelee mug.The most awesomest guy in the world. Scratch that, in space and everything that ever exsisted. he's funny, an idiot -in a good way- and sweet!
he can always make someone feel better, very caring, , very understanding and loving.
Best effing friend ever.
he can always make someone feel better, very caring, , very understanding and loving.
Best effing friend ever.
badella...
by xxa June 28, 2011
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by Barn basher December 18, 2013
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to insult in a tasteful but respectful manner
to throw shade at someone
to be sassy
to insult in a tasteful but respectful manner
to throw shade at someone
to be sassy
That bitchy ex of mine just baelachaunged me. He's spreading fake news
Don't slut shame, you will get baelachaunged
Don't slut shame, you will get baelachaunged
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