Baloney sandwiches

A friendlier way of saying, “Bullshit.”

Dude, you are so full of baloney sandwiches.

by Weegee420 November 8, 2019

Stoney Baloney

Someone who smokes so much weed that all they eat is baloney and lay in their bed with their fat ol dog

“I’m so baked they might as well call me Stoney Baloney”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

bop your baloney

male masturbation, jacking off

what, ya got cock blocked, you gonna go home and bop your baloney?

by biffula October 3, 2006

gay baloney

A homosexual penis, suitable for fucking or getting sucked.

Straight guys envy gay baloney because its bigger than hetero weenies.

by partymonster789 August 22, 2009

Obi Wan Baloney

Someone who speaks of something they know nothing about as if they were a Jedi Master.

<Obi Wan Baloney> You should be careful when doing barrel rolls - it could disturb the yeast.
<Chuck Yeager> Thanks, I'm trying to reduce my bread intake anyway.

by Mark Shackelford November 19, 2007

post baloney

post baloney is white trash who thinks he can rap but is really only a rapper for white girls like sophie

i will eat some post baloney

by amanda hug and kiss!! November 15, 2017

Riding the Baloney Poney

Sexual intercourse with the woman on top

After her date with Saen, Lisa was soon riding the baloney pony.

by Billy Castillo July 8, 2003