bop your baloney 

male masturbation, jacking off

what, ya got cock blocked, you gonna go home and bop your baloney?

bop your baloney by biffula October 3, 2006

Phoney Baloney 

A substitute to the word "lie/s" and to a extent "bullshit". When presented with false-hood information and wanting to declare that all that was said is classified as a lie.

Whats with all the "phoney baloney" that your providing me with, I trusted you with my posessions and i blatantly see a dent on my car.

Thats "phoney baloney" to your claim of being hurt from my mini jab to your shoulder

Phoney Baloney by SquirrelPower February 17, 2008

stoney baloney 

The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts

"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"

stoney baloney by King John the I April 17, 2009

Chicken wing chicken wing hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni chilling with my homies 

A great song made on the DS.

"Hey man, have you heard that song that goes like Chicken wing chicken wing hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni chilling with my homies?"
"No, I haven't"

Chicken wing chicken wing hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni chilling with my homies by beefjerky392 June 4, 2020

Frozen Baloney 

Another word for a boner or erect penis (noun)

Max: How was that new porno you watched with your parents the other day?
Colby: It was great! I had a Frozen Baloney the whole time

Frozen Baloney by Machine Gun Alt June 17, 2014

holy baloney 

Tremendous amount of b.s.

Holy baloney the line at In-N-Out Burger is long!

holy baloney by TuLove December 24, 2016

boner-baloney 

Slang - The prepuce or foreskin of a penis.

Alt. spelling: "boner-bologna"

That gentleman possesses enough boner-baloney to open a deli.

boner-baloney by Ghostronaut September 23, 2012