baked potato cat

1. A picture of a cat with butter on it, sitting in tin foil.

Person #1 was looking at a baked potato cat on his phone.

by a l d u i n October 19, 2018

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

baked potato

the act of scaring someone so bad that they shit themselves thereby creating what looks like a large baked potato on their pants.

I scared Rob so bad he had a baked potato.

by darthdaddydaadfgasfdhgjhgdkg April 24, 2017

Baked potato

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.

I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!

by McBeefRod June 3, 2018

Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022

baked potato

A sex act where a couple wraps themselves tightly in a space blanket and fuck until steam comes out.

It was cold on the camping trip, but Sid and I stayed warm because we had a baked potato every night.

by dgrinder February 3, 2017

Baked Potato

Someone who is high or is going to get high

Baked Potato

by trolololol16 December 18, 2012