Reinstate bail

An neo progressive idea so radical that it eliminates smurglaries.

We want to punish people who engage in smurglaries. We need to reinstate bail so that smurglaries will deprive itself of oxygen

by Sexydimma January 12, 2022

bail brat

a poor kid or working class kid, who steals to live instead of acting spoiled, usually shoplifts, but gets caught by the police (typically street crimes unit), in which a single mother, grandparents, or aunt or uncle with use their savings to bail them out for stupid shoplifting cases.

KyShawn is such a bail brat because he and his sister Latifa are always getting bailed out by their grandparents who shoplifting at Target or Kohl's.

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 September 19, 2016

Bail-den

Agreeing to an event or function well in advance and leaving it until the last minute to cancel, subsequently fucking up your friends plans. Usually sent via non verbal means and comprising of multiple but equally pathetic excuses

Mike: Think I'm going to have to give tonight a miss mate. I'm shattered and I don't think I can really afford another night out this week as I'm meant to be putting a deposit down on a house next week. Could maybe do the pub at the weekend though.

Adam: Classic Bail-den.

by Baghead November 22, 2012

Beard Bail

When you get gum stuck in your beard and you have to shave it off to get rid of the gum.

Bob: Dude I just blew a bubble so big that when it busted I had to do a beard bail.

by Slow Company 7th Battalion April 23, 2010

pre bail

To set up an escape route for an upcoming event or function that you're not sure if you'd like to attend, but don't want to rule out completely.

I had to pre bail on my grandma's birthday party and told my mom I had a headache in case I can score a ticket to see Death Cab.

by Corrie Nichols August 28, 2006

Bail Fail

The act of being caught when you are trying to bail.
Failing to get out of a situation in time.

After banging my hot girlfriend last night, I was trying to climb out of my girlfriends window when her mom walked in. It was a bail fail.

by Willyumm-port city baby. December 22, 2008

bail whale

n. (bail-wail) a. Someone who leaves when they are needed.

Tim: Hey, John, can you help Harold and I move the furniture while you're here?

John: No, dude, I think I left my oven on. I have to go.

Harold: Your friend is such a bail whale.

by -Angel- July 15, 2011