Baffoon

A moron who has seen the definition of "bafoon" and thinks he is smart enough to spell it correctly, but still is too fucking stupid to look up how to spell it

Idiot: "wow people who can't spell baffoon are so stupid! like seriously, who would be that dumb?"
Smart person: "you fucking idiot..."

by kylorendud July 23, 2020

baboon swipe

A delicate swipe across the head-RA

She stuck my head in her shirt and gave me a baboon swipe..

by Goins_gone_wild February 26, 2015

baloonga

Any body part you find sexy

“Yo, Ellen, that’s a nice baloonga”

“Um thanks Shad”

by Wattpad @thatonekid May 10, 2018

Bahooni

An ugly person with a pretty crappy life

Peanut is a bahooni

by Leeman ski February 3, 2019

bacoonery

When a black-man says something that worships a white women

“I love white women over this negro” response “what is this bacoonery”

by DrUmarEncyclopedia July 25, 2023

baloon knot

An asshole... a tied baloon looks like the human asshole.

My woman has a tight brown baloon knot.

by d0c March 17, 2008

Vidal Baboon

An early morning hair style that looks as though a baboon styled your hair while you were asleep.

Wow! It looks like Vidal Baboon visited you in the night.

by WaterNymph March 21, 2009