by Joseph Sorensen October 04, 2011
This morning, we were totally lazy about doin' it so I just rolled over on my side so we could do it backwards-sideways.
by StephaNEENER May 18, 2015
A fictitious yoga pose which requires incredible flexibility where a person shoves their head up their own ass. Used mainly toward arrogant yoga aficionados.
Girl: Yoga is so good for your heart and soul; it's way better than lifting weights.
Guy: Oh yeah? Well, why don't you go perform the backwards tortoise then, bitch.
Guy: Oh yeah? Well, why don't you go perform the backwards tortoise then, bitch.
by mrsteveo March 25, 2009
verb.
To start watching a movie from the middle/end and then restarting it to watch the entire missed beginning. The movie 'ends' when you have reached the scene you started watching it from originally.
To start watching a movie from the middle/end and then restarting it to watch the entire missed beginning. The movie 'ends' when you have reached the scene you started watching it from originally.
I happened to catch Anchorman on TV last night, it was already towards the end of the movie. Luckily it aired twice in a row so I could backwards watch it.
by Joe Bortz January 13, 2014
This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.
by c-pop June 18, 2008
When a pedophile is thrown into prison and is tortured by having his testicles stretched and tied into a knot before he is stabbed repeatedly and the prisoners proceed to use the newly made orifices are used for sexual gratification while simultaneously the pedophile is force fed his own fecal matter
by Unfortunatemutt December 06, 2019
by Austay March 27, 2018