Handles for you to grab onto and jerk around until your dad wakes up and smacks you and puts you on the grill and cooks your boobies like hamburgers and feeds them to the dog whose boobies are currently spilling milk from them
Big boobies make great handle bars for dads with big boobies so dogs that have big boobies can eat big boobies
A pair of soft cushions blessed by the heavens. The touch of them is so heavenly that you wish you could just rest on them all day. They are very good fidget toys and great for sucking and can make any man the happiest hes ever been in his life.
Me: I love your boobies they make me so happyi wish i could keep them for myself.
You ( a cunt ): no