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Made of nasty pig innerds, contains huge quantities of fat, and is cooked in its own grease. The best stuff on earth and a friend to all mankind.
Nigel: What is this heavenly, crispy substance?
Porter: That be the bacon, fool.
Bacon by Slayer0 April 1, 2010
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIFT GOD GAVE TO THIS PLANET
BACON IS LOVE,
BACON IS LIFE
Bacon by JEDRULEZDAWORLD December 15, 2014
The most DELICIOUS food in the world! When the smell of bacon confronts your nostrils, it... it is too great of a sensation that its too hard to explain. It's like when your parents are not at home and there is 4 tubs of ice-cream in the freezer and you eat too much of it and feel SO great after but then you want to eat more and you physically/mentally cant do it. That is what bacon is! :)
"Dude what did you have for breakfast"
"I, I had bacon" (Falls over from eating too much bacon, then has greatest dream ever)
Bacon by Mr Butlick January 7, 2016
A food Americans eat to gain a third chin
"Hey want some bacon."

"No you, bloody American"
Bacon by British_Tea50 June 9, 2018
Mostly known as the greatest meat of all time, bacon is also the greatest surname. The bacon’s Are quite the partyers and know how to have a good time in good ol Canada
Neighbor: boy those bacon’s sure are partyers
Bacon by 2@5 August 15, 2018
The art of being exactly 98.7 kg at the age of 53 and 142 says. Pretty much a at pig
Eh eh look at that bacon on the other side of the street how does he walk
Bacon by Ensusksssjx December 6, 2018