Axe

A middle schooler's shower, often repelling all other life forms from the pure stench.

"Dude, what's that smell?"
"Oh, this is that new smell of Axe that my mom bought me."

by zaddio August 22, 2018

Axeing

An act of filthy lust in which a woman has her legs chopped up by her partner, preferably with a fire axe or an axe of some sort.

Before you axe your girl, take her pants off. That way you won’t ruin them whilst your Axeing her.

by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023

axe

a saxophone, especially a large size saxophone. (actually, almost any musical instrument that can be played standing up can be referred to as an axe.)

He plays a mean axe.

by Kelly November 18, 2004

Ax

How OJ Simpson might say "Ask". On his part, it would be a pun intended... or maybe not.

"Can I ax you a question?" (Pray that OJ Simpson never "ax"s you this.)

by Nickidewbear August 23, 2011

Axe

the best smelling deodorant body spray there is.

girl:"when jared wears axe it turns me on"
other girl:"yeah me too, other stuff makes me gag

by jon1243 May 26, 2005

axe

a body spray made for men that sexually drives girls. some girls like it so much they wear it themselves.

1) dude, the other day I was wearing axe and this chik was totally all over me
2)OMG gurl!! he was wearing some axe and DAMN I wanted him!!

by babygiirl April 5, 2005

Axe

Code word for douche bag alert.

That guy looks like he uses axe body spray. (That guy seems like a douche)

by Komuhhdee January 14, 2015