Your dad sells Avon

A Scottish insult, "Your dad sells Avon" or "Yer da sells avon" is a killer insult known to end any argument you have. You know it's over when this is used.

Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck off that's just bullshit, it's what your family does.
Scottish Boy 2: "Shut up bro your dad sells avon"
Scottish Boy : Ended

by fatzoot12345 March 20, 2018

AVON DON

Avon Don: A classification of heterosexual male that openly embraces a cosmopolitan urban lifestyle featuring expensive haircuts, designer suits, trendy dining, and occasional spa treatments. Appears to possess openly gay tendencies but is in fact very straight.

Check out Karl leaving the spa with a new manicure and leather handbag. What an Avon Don!

by badjad November 5, 2003

Aventy G

A car fabricated, produced and sold by Lamborghini, otherwise known as the Lamborghini Aventador.

Look behind you, theres an aventy g behind us! Such a beautiful car!

Bob: Hey Jorge, watch that man in the aventy g floor it and go from 0-60 miles per hour in a very short amount of time!

Jorge: You're right Bob, I see it!

by camelliott August 30, 2012

Avantika Asai

Avantika Asai:- This Name Is Referred To A Female Human, And The Human Having This Name Is Mainly Admired For Her Beauty, Prettiness, Gorgeousness, Cuteness, Hotness, Sexiness, Innocence, Maturity And Her Wonderful Character...
Avantika Asai Is The Best Out Of All The Girls In The World But She Dosen't Think So Her Self...If Only She Was To Meet Herself One Day, Then She May Understand How 100% Damn Great She Is...
And She's Not Just Those Pretty Type Of Girls, She Is One Heck Of A Smart Person...

In Short Words, The Woman Every Guy Wants Or The Most Perfect Being On Earth...

Avantika Asai Is The Best!

by Factu Factu April 19, 2019

avon old farms

noun - 1. prep school for the wicked smaaht and the hahdest teachers filled with 12 year olds all the way up to 20 year olds. Grade "A" hockey school that always beats salisbury. Pastels are common currency among the boys, if pastels are not available barter may be performed using porters and walkers "girls". Aspirando et persevererando which translates roughly to "when in doubt, beat one out" or in modern vernacular "if it don't fit in the hole, push harder"
2. "where the boys are boys and so are the girls"

B dizzle: ayo youngin
McCord: ahdaieandakeah
B dizzle:aholla son
McCord:aiamn aewa l;a dwi
Andre: give me the ball, yo!
Dean Jimmy "Napoleon" Detora: What the god damn hell god dammit god damn Andre God dammit

by Dr. Bon Bon '05 El Tegre '05 Boomer the Barbarian 05' April 14, 2005

Avantae

An extremely sexy man kinda fat but still gets hoes boiii

Yo hes an Avantae he stole my girl

by tjelly November 17, 2016

Avon Old Farms

An prestigious all-boys prep school located in Avon, Connecticut where the lads fuck the hot Porter's girls and not the skank Walker's girls. These winged beavers are known throughout New England as an exceptional hockey team which will always triumph over Salibury, a school located at the tip of CT, better known as no where. Due to common misconception, AOF does not contain in its premises, homosexuals or protitutes.

"Dude those Porter's girls are so hot for us!"
"We're Avon Old Farms, let's grind their asses."
"Hell yeah."

by anonononimous January 20, 2008