athletic sock

What you say when you don't want to say condom.

Campell: then I put on my athletic sock.
Brian: then while you were sweating in the athletic sock, the athletic sock broke.

by CAMBOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE December 6, 2015

athletically fat

When an individual is heavy or fat but for the sake of of a sport such as football or wrestling.

"Why's that Guy so fat?"
"He's athletically fat"
"What's that mean?"
"He's fat so he can play football!"

by The Waffleking December 14, 2013

John athlete

A made up phrase that friends tell you is a dirty joke or terrible phrase

Friend 1: why did you just write John athlete on my paper?
Friend 2: AH DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD

Friend 1: why?
Friend 2: it’s a really terrible phrase that you can’t say out loud

by Great human bean ig lmao December 17, 2019

cyber athlete

1. One who spends much time on internet games

2. an oxymoron

The nerd tries to justify his social shortcomings by declaring himself a cyber athlete, making him more 1337

by El Zoido August 30, 2004

Charlton Athletic

A great football club, based in South East London, formed in 1905. Who play at the Valley. Nicknamed the Addicks.

Former great players include Clive Mendonca, Mark Kinsella, Richard Rufus, Derek Hales, Rob Lee and Sam Bartram.
The club has had two great managers Jimmy Seed and Alan Curbishley.
Famous for winning the greatest ever game at Wembley, Charlton 4-4 Sunderland (Charlton won 7-6 on penalties).

Enemies- who should be destroyed.
crystal palace
millwall

My god they are great ___ they are just like Charlton.

by ValleyFloydJames September 8, 2005

celebrity athlete

A person from professional or international sports who has evolved into fame outside of their sport. They are highly welcomed at special red carpet events, and are regarded as champions in their sports.

"The paparazzi enjoy taking pics of the celebrity athlete. Examples include David Beckham, Bruce Jenner, Michael Jordan and Martina Navratilova."

by yes juanito yes September 10, 2014

Athletes Puss

Foul smelling vagina, stinking vagina. Offensive odor coming from a girls crotch..

"Yo Lee I took some skank home last night, she had a bad case of Athletes Puss, I had to leave the room"

by Guytano B April 8, 2008