portal astrology

When anxious college applicants believes that any changes in their college admissions portal indicates whether or not they have been accepted or rejected. Commonly discussed about online on college-admissions forums.

"OMG MY PORTAL TEXT SHIFTED ONE PIXEL TO THE LEFT!!!"

"Bro OMG mine didn't. I think you got in!!! I believe in portal astrology"

by udcollege March 30, 2021

Astra

Astra - astra means star in greek.

Josh : What about city of stars?
Adam : I think city of astra would be more original.

by Skyless March 18, 2020

Tick Astley

A tick with Rick Astley's face on it. Its pretty self explanatory

Friend: *shows picture of Tick Astley*
You: Oh what the fuck is that?!
Friend: Tick Astley, you just got Tick Rolled

by BitchWithDumbDefinitions October 12, 2021

astro black

1. extremely blunted, either to the point of blacking out, or reaching a higher state of mind then ever before
2. an enlightened black man

"Last night I took three bong rips, smoked a blunt, and reached astro black"
"Brother Muhammad is all astro black now after reading the Koran all day"

by somaticvibe April 30, 2008

Down astronomically

A much worse version of down bad. Some would say it's an expansion to down catastrophic.

Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.

by clapped nigga February 25, 2021

astraphile

Lover of thunderstorms; someone who finds joy and peace of mind indoors during thunderstorms

Kane: Isn't this rain beautiful? I think I'm a pluviophile.

Kira: Oh, me too. In fact, I think I'm more of an astraphile - looking forward to that thunderstorm.

by 11loops November 25, 2014

Astrud

Astrud is a beautiful girl with such a kind heart. She makes everyone else around her smile with her absolutely gorgeous smile. When she loves someone, she does everything in her power to protect that person. Get yourself an Astrud in your life, you won’t regret it

“Wow, she’s so perfect, must be Astrud”

by maadzzy March 12, 2019