assmonkey

An incredibly unlikely thing that has happened.

From the expression "that'll happen when monkeys fly out my ass"; if that things has happened, it could rightly be called an assmonkey. You could also call it a "flying assmonkey" to distinguish it if you had to.

by herculaneum November 23, 2006

assmonkey

A monkey with an obscenely large ass, so large that its head actually goes up its ass.

You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga

"hey is that derek?"

"yeah, hes a fuckin assmonkey"

"who cares"

by r0fl December 11, 2007

assmongrels

A word used in frustration; similar to pain and fuck

1. Assmongrels, I stepped on this pile of shit.
2. Assmongrels!

by Halipender Arpneer July 7, 2004

assmonkey tagger

someone that tags the wrong ppl on facebook

"assmonkey tagger"

hey you "assmonkey tagger"..........thats not me in that pic!!

by puss_boots November 28, 2009

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by These are NOT POODLES September 5, 2021

assmonkey

A gigantic monkey with one asscrack running down its face.

canadianslook like sideways assmonkeys.Also, Eric

by NickTheBitch December 10, 2004

assmongrel

a big fuckin queer who loves to give it in the ass

look at that assmongrel...

by Dont Give a Fuck August 3, 2003