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Ass-clown

Ass-clown (Ass klowne)

A group of people or individuals that like to dress up as clowns and cause mischief with their bottoms. This is usually achieved by sneaking up to a person or an "Ass target" as they are called, and expel gas on the person when they least expect it.On some cases when there are multiple Ass-clowns in one area they try to gang up on one person. They do this by circling the target while slapping their asses, and gradually shuffling closer to prevent escaping.
Call the police, that man has been attacked by an Ass-clown!
by Kev Schmitt June 13, 2009
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Ass clown

A talentless boob that stumbles into good fortune, unwarranted praise and kudos from top organizational men despite their complex idiotry and meritless grounds of employment. A large number of middle and upper management falls into this designation.
Everyone you hate "Billy the new guy in the cubicle across from me was invited to lunch by Mr. koknballs to celebrate his newly bestowed title of Ass clown"
by kozmikblue June 15, 2010
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Ass Clown

At the circus the least talented performers are put inside the animal costumes. The horse costume requires 2 men. The circus owner determines which of the 2 stupid people is the absolute stupidest person and he is put at the rear. That guy is too stupid to find his own way around and so he's put in a job where all he has to do is hold onto other guy and follow him around.
Boss: How did the new worker do laying sods?

Employee: That guy is so stupid that I had to keep telling him it was green side up.

Boss: Shesh! What an Ass Clown!
by PurpleSwamper June 15, 2013
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Ass Clown

A total fool who makes the unforgivable mistake of sounding like both an ass, and a clown.
"I wish I could stop being so guilable, but it's just because I have a big, trustin heart."
"Hey, Ass Clown, keep it down. Your stupid banter makes my big, open ears bleed."
by Zinkster December 28, 2005
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Ass clown

Can be used to subsitute any other insult.
"That ass clown stole my wallet"
"He's such an ass clown"
by Sara R. July 3, 2003
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ass-clown

A loser who is part ass and part clown.
I'm so glad that bar down the street went out of business. It was a haven for dweebs and ass-clowns.
by nyb January 9, 2008
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Ass Clown

Someone who is making an ass out of themself while trying to be funny
Look at Jake over there making an assclown of himself.
by G Moore October 13, 2004
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