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Big Ass Butter Noodles

When all you want is buttered noodles but all you have is lasagna.
Hey Sarah, can you bring me some big ass butter noodles?
by butternoodlegirl January 6, 2021
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Makes My Ass Crave Buttermilk

The reaction your ass has when someone does something so amazingly retarded and annoying you don't know what to do with your self.
Damn, Johnny was supposed clean the bathroom floor but all he did was smear the shit around! That makes my ass crave buttermilk!
by thefozinator October 29, 2011
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ass crack butterfly

When you stick you dick parallel to the cornhole of a girl and slide up and down her ass crack, thus, making your dick look like the thorax and the cheeks looking like the wings.
Zach said he wouldn't mind give Raggity an ass crack butterfly, I wouldn't mind, either.
by Sphinctar October 5, 2004
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Your ass sucks buttermilk

"Your ass sucks buttermilk" is a phrase said in events of disbelief. Used in the same context as "bullshit!" or "no way!" when someone hears something incredible or unbelievable.
Ray: Hey Rog, guess what happened this morning at the coffee shop.
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!
by Travesty360 March 4, 2017
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ass nut butter

it is when a guy puts peanut butter on his penis and shuves it up a womens ass and jizzes witch leaks out to create ass nut butter
example "dude that girl wanted me to ass nut butter her"

"really did you shuve it in her ass"

"hell yah" :P
by mr.smarterass April 3, 2009
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ass in butter

he was born rich, cause his parents are either rich or well doing middle class people(this expression is not commonly used, but it does exist in the English
language. there is a similar expression in the Dutch language) it's basically the same as "born with a silver spoon" in the American English language
that boy there fell with his ass in butter
by borner bruno September 24, 2013
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peanut butter ass

When one fails to properly clean after defecation and large chunks of fecal matter remain around the anus.
Frank said, "What the fuck is that smell?"
Andrew answered, "I was in a hurry this morning and forgot to wipe, I have peanut butter ass right now."
Frank replied, "You are fucking gross! How do you forget to wipe? Go clean your ass!"
by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
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