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Ask.Fm

A newer site that is alike to social networks except it only uses Questions & Answers (Q&A) type of protocol. Where you ask a question and *hope* for an answer. You're welcome to remain Anonymous or you may ask as yourself. This new "social network" site/application is supported on PC, iOS, Android, and Windows. It seems to work best on PC as of 7/3/2013, the phone App. looks very choppy and mediocre.
- - Remain anonymous when asking - -

Anonymous - Have you fucked your family before?
Name - Umm, who are you? NO!

- - Ask as YOU - -

Name - Who is your favorite actor?
Name - Well, that's Robert Downey Jr. =)!

In Person -

Friend - Hey man, did you see her answers on Ask.Fm?
You - No, why?
Friend - You won't believe what she said about you!
by MR.THUG July 28, 2013
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Ask Madden

Having to ask permission of your girlfriend's very old father to marry her.
Whether he likes you or not this will be a laborious, time-consuming and generally annoying process.
Rod: I think she's the one.

Todd: Don't you have to ask Madden first?

Rod; Oh man you're right, that'll take forever, I better get on that.
by ButterMyBiscuits April 28, 2011
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ask-hole

a person who always asks for your advice, but continues to do the exact opposite
My BFF has turned into such an ask-hole when it comes to her boyfriend.
by Dr. Vegas Rosebud May 30, 2013
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ask a stupid question day

a holiday which falls on the last skool day in September, usually September 30th
self-explanatory; a day that is celebrated by asking a lot of stupid questions, mainly to your teachers/professors
only funny if you get many people to participate, in which case it can be the most fun and looked-forward-to day of the year
it is perfectly placed, in that it is soon enough after summer that everyone is still sad that summer's over and could use some laughs, yet it is late enough that you have already gotten to know your teachers fairly well, and know the limits to how many stupid questions you can ask them and not get into trouble
Examples of questions that could be asked on ask a stupid question day:
Ms. Milio, if the moon exploded, what would happen to us?

Why is Hamlet so sad his father died, Ms. Farrell?

What's the square root of 4, Ms. Sirakos?

Ms. Intrieri, what would've happened if the Reformation had never happened, or if it had happened in Asia?

Mme. Bertacchi, how do you say "I'll stab you with a knife" in French?
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Ask People Out Prank Day

On the 11th of December its National Ask People Out Prank Day. Every boy has to ask out people on this prank day and see the response you get :D
I will ask out this girl in my class today because its ask people out prank day
by Jonathon Jim December 3, 2020
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Ask Out

Simple rules that will help you along the way of asking a female out. Sometimes, a woman knows she likes you but 1 or more of the following reasons

could be preventing her from going out with you.

#1 Make sure you are NOT an associate(Friend, family) of any of her ex's.
#2 Make sure you are NOT an associte(Friend,family,) of any of her enemies.
#3 Always try to be a friend first, a loyal friend.
#4 Make her feel important to you, not just a fling.
#5 Try not to use awkward questions or sarcasm, always be sincere, speak from the heart.
#6 It would help if you don't start any drama.
#7 Don't give up.
Jane: Hey, I started flirting with John, I really like John but I think he's friends with my ex. Can't
go out with him because of this.

Summer: Oh, no, they are ex friends.

John: Hey Jane, I really wanted to ask out this weekend, lets go see a movie as friends.

Jane: Ok, sounds perfect.
by MindfulLove February 12, 2013
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ask.fm

social suicide, basically the modern burn book. people ask themselves questions just for the attention. warning: once your logged on no way of logging out, it will and has ruined you.
by itstaylorjohnson202 February 28, 2015
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