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Pope Asher

A great man. A handsome MOthafucka. a tall Mothafucka. 6'11" to be exact. A pope who played in the nba
He will beat your ass. He will dunk on your ass.
Wow Pope Asher is so handsome
Pope Asher dunked on his ass
by JoseMarieOni-Chan23 June 7, 2020
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Asher

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Asbestos Newt

A very tall invisible lizard resembling a newt. Result of a newt being exposed to the chemical asbestos.
"Yo dawg that lizard is HUGE!"

"That ain't no lizard man! Its an asbestos newt!"
by Bapup November 28, 2011
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Asher

We boutta get Asher to run this place.
by waghti476 April 9, 2019
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Asheka

A beautiful, strong, intelligent woman whose honesty, integrity, and charm make her easy to be around and even easier to love. She is not a spineless people pleaser and her direct honesty may initially put some people off, but if you put aside your wounded ego and take the time to listen to what she has to say you will find her advice and criticisms are not only warranted, but helpful as well. Beneath her cautious exterior (characterized by an adorable squinty-eyed face) she is a sensitive, caring, empathetic soul who will go out of her way to help others. She is a giver and can sometimes find herself in relationships that are one-sided, so if you meet an Asheka make sure that you put in the work needed to maintain a fair balance of give and take.
Asheka may not be the most adventurous person, preferring simple pleasures like walks and games of Scrabble over more thrill-seeking endeavors, but her charming company, easy laughter, and valuable insight will ensure that even the most mundane activities are joyful.
Asheka can be moody and strong willed, so tread carefully! If you treat her right you will be rewarded with the greatest treasure of all, her love and friendship. However, if you get on her bad side she may cut all ties with you. Asheka is very selective when it comes to who she surrounds herself with, and if you're part of that select few consider yourself very lucky.
Asheka is no "Plain Jane". She is one in 7.442 billion.
by NateDogg88 August 17, 2017
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Ashelyn

Ashelyn is one of the most caring, sincere, sweet, funny and sometimes clumsy person you will ever meet. She is always looking on the bright side of things and can cheer you up whenever you are feeling blue. She has tons of friends because of her plesant personality. She is very social and can talk to you about anything, but it never gets boring with her. You can trust her with anything. She knows how to joke around and take a joke, but will never take it too far where it might be offensive. She is a bright star in the life of everyone that knows her. If you dont know an Ashelyn, find one and get to know her.
"She is so sweet, she must be an Ashelyn."
"Gosh that girl is so Ashelyn!"
by PO_Baas November 11, 2012
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Ashens

The pseudonym of a British comedian who reviews knock off gaming sytems, action figures, mp3 players, or any other interesting tat that winds up in his local PoundLand.

He's aquainted with the likes of Chef Excellence, The God Monster of Indian Flats, and The Silver Skull...a pathetic "serial killer" that holds a grudge against him JUST BECAUSE.

He's known for his sarcastic, often random, and sometimes witty comedy that makes his ridiculous and ludicrously implausable line of work seem like something worth doing.

He's the fourth most subscribed YouTube user in the United Kingdom...and that's about all he's accomplished with his life.
Garitt the Pumpkin Wrangler: "Hey, did you see the latest Ashens video?"

Abraham Lincoln: "'Did I see it?' I was there when he filmed it"

Garitt: "W-...what?"

Abe: "Totally worth the $600 plane tickets, and $400 for the six weeks of espionage lessons...and $300 spy kit"
by nickreaper December 17, 2011
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