Kirking

When one drinks too much on the weekend and then realizes before they go to sleep that work is going to suck tomorrow.
Also is known to put hoes before bros.

Steve: Dude it's Sunday. You're drinking way too much and kirking yourself for the rest of the week.
Brian: Ugh work is gonna suck tomorrow.

by Cockopotomous January 13, 2018

Kirking

A person that is a giant pussy, often gets offended by the Internet. They have a gaping vagina and claim nothing makes is sore. However, a combination of retardation and being ugly as fuck helps to prove otherwise.

Why are you always kirking ? You catch feeling all the time like a little bitch.

by Easyp August 10, 2016

Kirk

An jerk-off roommate who eats all the shrimp and takes the good california rolls and leaves you with the shitty ones, even though you paid for them. Also he steals your guitar and amps and claims them as his own.

"Man I finally had to move out of that apartment, I was tired of getting Kirked!"

by Angry Room-mate February 6, 2010

Kirk

A person with a very small cock that will invert by the time hes 20 and also is a big crack head just like his parents.

Dont be a kirk.

by 222222222222222222222223445678 March 13, 2018

Kirk

If u would find a Kirk you would be the luckiest woman alive,Kirk is the most sweetest, amazing, caring, loving and athletic person you will ever meet

You will be very lucky to find a Kirk

by Da_White_Ape_14 May 16, 2019

Kirk

Kirk = bullshit , poop, crock of shit, lie.

Def 2. = Scheme, plot, conjur.

"Get that bag of Kirk off my door step, you get me" = Don't lie to my face.

"Your chatting a bag of Kirk."

"Im brewing a fresh pot of Kirk for this Badman."

"Im gonna lay a Kirk on this rude boy" = Im going to hatch a plan to get this brother.

by Badman MC February 26, 2009

Kirking

The act of shitting your pants while at work or in public.

If I let this fart go I'm probably going to be kirking myself

by Vengenze June 3, 2014