armchair supporter

An armchair supporter- A person (usually a 40 year old man or a 14 year old boy) who claims to hold great knowledge of their chosen club and acts like the assistant manager when in reality the watch all the games on MOTD or if they are lucky they can go to their nans and watch it on sky.
We were amazing at the weekend, we played just like Barcelona.
Who do you think you are? Jurgen Klopp. Come off it you watch all the games on MOTD,
ARMCHAIR SUPPORTER!!!!
by SimmyJaville6969 May 11, 2017
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armchair hippy

a person who rants on and on about how to bring world peace and how we should love mother earth and not support profit making organisations but yet drive a diesel jeep and drink and smoke all around them all the time therefore supporting the so called evil profit making organisations and destroying the enviroment
hey, you shouldnt fight guys, it hurts the earths karma?
Really?
Yeah, For sure, hey why not go for a drive up to the off license and get some beers and maybe wrestle it out
Go away you armchair hippy, you crazy!
by ttlovescc August 26, 2011
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armchair activist

A so-called activist who thinks he is helping towards a good cause by making a topic famous via blogs/social media.
"Forward this link to help breast cancer!!!!"-common saying by an armchair activist.
"Copy this message to help prevent HIV! Look I'm an activist xoxo."
by jorit March 07, 2012
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Armchair Fan

A fan of american football or any sport where they react in an extreme way to the teams ups and downs without any actual knowledge of the sport. Often calling into radio shows to voice their displeasure.
Radio Caller: The Eagles lost this past weekend, fire the coach and bench the QB! I never liked those bums anyway!

Steve: Damn armchair fans know nothing about football. One games does not a season make!
by StickyOne September 30, 2015
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armchair gladiator

An armchair Gladiator is someone that watches UFC and never misses an event telling you exactly two seconds after a move was made what move the guy was going to make. He's never had any martial arts training but can't tell you all the moves that it takes to beat certain opponents because he plays Street Fighter video games.
Watching UFC with Todd is so freaking annoying he's the worst "Armchair Gladiator" and hasn't been in a fight in his life!
by Urban Armchair Linguist April 24, 2016
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armchair assassin

A person who is extraordinarily adept at verbally ripping public figures apart on the television from the comfort of their own living room.
I studied to become an armchair assassin as a young person, watching the likes of my idols as they eviscerated all of the onscreen fools and political idiots.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2023
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armchair rescuer

A politician who stages rescue and relief operations while sipping coffee at a 5 Star hotel with media in tow.
What that pea-brained politician is doing for the typhoon victims is all press release! He is the typical armchair rescuer
by Bulalakaw November 12, 2013
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