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armadillo eggs

Grilled jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and cheddar, wrapped in bacon or sausage to resemble an egg. There are no actual eggs involved.
I am not quite done yet eating these armadillo eggs.
by Don Gington April 12, 2022
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armadillo

Austin, TX is now a town of professional class hipsters, but once upon a time it was a favorite haunt for hippies, "keeping it weird". There was a music venue called The Armadillo; when it went under, it became an emblem of the "weird" Austin that was being encroached on. If you see someone old enough to have been to The Armadillo (the club), with long unkempt grey hair in a ponytail, trailing the faint odor of whatever they were smoking, wearing a faded 70's punk-rock t-shirt, you have met an "armadillo". Their numbers are declining, but they are still to be seen, like an endangered species in their native ecosystem that invasive species are encroaching on.
"Yeah, that guy was a real armadillo; he can tell you stories about when The Clash shot the music video to 'Rock the Casbah' on the corner of Congress and Oltorf."
by rossdavidh April 14, 2021
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Sunny the Armadillo

Chico's wife and hoinorable mention of ever-lasting humanity. Made a cameo in 3 different books based on 4 different movies based on 8 video games. Has lots of gold.
by Gena Wilson March 22, 2005
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naughty armadillo

when a man whips out his 15" horse cock then proceeds to ram it through a 2x4 peice of wood. After doing this he will then take the block of wood and put it up his asshole and bounce on it meticulously
man my dick and ass hurt after that naughty armadillo
by naughty armadillo December 18, 2024
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armadillo

giving yourself a rim job, similarly as an armadillo curls into a ball when it sees a predator
holy shit man! Pog just armadilloed himself! he is fucked in the head, bad!
by monkeyluvbanana July 6, 2025
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Kinky Armadillo

When a dwarf with no arms is getting hit from behind, and is curled into a ball
Hey, Kyle gave that midget the other night a kinky armadillo
by Birdie Mangan July 25, 2025
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Kinky Armadillo

When a dwarf with no arms is getting hit from behind, and is curled into a ball
Hey, Kyle gave that midget the other night a kinky armadillo
by Birdie Mangan July 25, 2025
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