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Oragami Abortion

(noun): A crumpled-up piece of paper that's found lying on the ground in a corner somewhere, rejected, and one's mind starts picking pictures out of it (like finding animals in the clouds, except much more depressing).
"Your oragami abortion looks like a kangaroo," Steph giggled.
by Stepherzzzzzzz May 19, 2009
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abortion punch

A swift, decisive punch to the abdomen. Should the individual be pregnant, it would most likely cause a spontaneous abortion.

An abortion punched must be 'called out' so that is fair game. Much like the ball tag and cooter cudgel.
Nolan: I abortion punched that pregnant girl so hard her baby shot out at 65 miles per hour and killed that Vietnam war widow!
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
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Abortion

Hey mom i had a A-bort-ion abortion
by Dumb beeeech November 23, 2020
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Two Liter Abortion

When someone inserts a two liter into a pregnant woman and stomps on it, causing her to miscarry. This act does not require consent between both parties, however it is strongly recommended.
Chad: Hey, did you hear about that chick on the news?
Mallory: I heard she was given a two liter abortion without her consent and died from the resulting blood loss.
Posta: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
by Hudson Highbrow August 29, 2009
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Post-birth Abortion

Frank: Karen got convicted of murder
Joey: or as she called it post-birth abortion
by Blitz Craig June 14, 2018
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Mexican Abortion

when someone (usually a guy) pushed a pregnant girl down a flight of stairs
sally told fred she was pregnant, fred suggested a mexican abortion, sally looked over at fred confused, he then pushed her down the stairs
by CacheXT November 1, 2006
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ghetto abortion

abortion, done with a bent clothes hangar, usually in areas where abortions are too expensive for the poor to afford, and done without the use of drugs or anisthetics
She had a ghetto abortion done by her father, without her consent
by flamingbackflip June 24, 2007
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