call an ambulance

are you underestiamating me dundun

johnny:stabs some1

shaggy:call an ambulance call an ambulance but not for me

*pulls out gun*
dundundoodoodoooddoodundun
are you underestimating me

by foruncleahmed/poggers November 13, 2020

homeboy ambulance

noun; A car which is used to drop off victims at a hospital or police station. The vehicle usually drives into the ambulance bay, or to the front of the hospital, where the patient is pushed out, and the 'homeboy ambulance' leaves quickly, without making any contact with hospital staff. Most patients dropped off by these 'homeboy ambulances' are gang members or hookers. Usually seen in urban areas and county hospitals.

"We have a 17 year old gunshot victim, just rolled in on a homeboy ambulance"

by 5150Mike December 2, 2005

ambulsent

describes the qualities of a day-dreamer: not with it; zoned-out; out of it

Agnes spent the whole night studying causing her to be quite ambulsent the following day.

by Block 4A/C January 4, 2008

Ambulamp

The ambulamp is the basic unit of beat-down in the International System of Units; usually administered by a crazy old man.

"Dude -- Tom beat up Michael on the bus"
"Really? How bad was it"
"Approximately two ambulamps"

by aoeuaoeu February 28, 2010

ambulothanatophobia

irrational fear of the walking dead

Johnny: Dude, you suffer from ambulothanatophobia.
Me: What's that?
Johnny: You're afraid of zombies.
Me: No I'm not. I'm terrified.
Johnny: Exactly

by mikeyb18 November 1, 2007

Ambulance

Popular game used in flirtatious situations. One person, Player 1, announces to Player 2: "my hand is an ambulance, say red light when you want me to stop." Player 1 runs his/her hand slowly up Player 2's leg, starting at the knee and aiming toward the crotch. When Player 2 feels too uncomfortable for any further progress, he/she announces "stop!" Player 1 replies "ambulances don't stop at red lights" and proceeds with moving his/her hand toward Player 2's crotch.

Girl: "Hey, do you want to play ambulance?"
Boy: "Um, ok, though I'm not really sure how to play...."
Girl: "It goes like this: My hand is an ambulance, say red light when you want me to stop"
(Hand proceeds slowly up boy's leg)
Boy: (Noticeably uncomfortable) Red light! Red light!
Girl: Ambulances don't stop at red lights! (Hand proceeds up his leg)

by .T. baby January 29, 2008

Ambuser-Heard

Is a woman that is mentally, verbally and Physically abusive to some one while pretending to be the victim publicly to ruin someone’s life.

My father is suffering from a case of Ambuser-Heard, my step mom pretends my dad is hurting her but I know the truth she is a monster because she hits him and cause him to have so much stress but she tells everyone that she is being abused!

by SuperBeast April 24, 2022