Alcoheimer's

The inability to remember what you did last night due to massive alcohol consumption.

I woke up New Years' Day with a bad case of Alcoheimer's.

Tim has Alcoheimer's. He didn't remember picking up that cougar at the bar.

Sally woke up in a strange apartment with Alcoheimer's.

by elbid January 1, 2010

alcorexic

Adj. (al-ko-rex-ic)

Individuals (particulary females) who prefer not to take in excess calories in fear of weight gain - and therefore choose to eliminate food from their diet in favor of consuming all of their calories from alcohol.

When the gang all went out to dinner, Lisa didn't order an entree and instead had six martinis. She's definitely an alcorexic.

by Ashley Larson January 8, 2009

home alone special

A large cheese pizza that you plan on consuming entirely by yourself.

"My bitch is out for the night, so I snagged a 12 pack and a home alone special."

by l3lizz4rd July 7, 2005

forever alone

an individual who will never have a boyfriend/girlfriend and will NEVER get married, most likely spend most of there time on the internet or making faces and or noises to themselves. this person will prob have one real friend and die with 32 cats.

omg shanaynay, shes soooo forever alone

by shalyabee August 3, 2011

I'm Home Alone

Something every girl texts/says to their boyfriend while they're busy.

Girlfriend: "Wanna come over?"
Boyfriend: "Can't. I'm stuck in traffic."
Girlfriend: "I'm home alone. ;)"
Boyfriend: *Plays "Move Bitch" by Ludacris to max volume while driving over every car in front of them*

by Exo Epic February 21, 2015

Alone

It means to have no one by your side. You're just by yourself.

Squidward: I think I've finally found a place where I can be all... ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE! Aloooone, a loooan, uhlone, alone, uhlone, and so on and so forth.

by AFuckingMotherFucker July 25, 2011

alcorexia

Alcorexia is a syndrome where a person on diet will drink but not eat, in order to consume fewer calories. You end up at this bad result from some simple logical steps:

1) You are on diet and counting calories.
2) You are going out for drinks with friends. You've got to be social!
3) You realise that beer and wine have a lot of calories.
4) You have to decide how to avaoid going "over budget" for your calories - eat supper and drink water later, or skip supper and go drinking?
5) You decide to go drinking!
6) You drink on an empty stomach
7) Hilarity ensues. Hilarity often includes falling over or vomiting.

Alcorexia involves skipping meals to save calories, calories that are "spent" on alcohol instead.

by CityNewt1 June 16, 2011