amish vibrator

riding on a bicycle over a rocky terrane to get yourself off

"Gloria refused to get off of her bicycle. I think she was giving herself an amish vibrator"

by the head pipeliner September 9, 2006

Ailish

she is so beautiful and pretty and is good at almost anything she is super popular and gets all the guys and i super sexy and an amazing friend <3

wow she's an ailish

by skskskskssksksksk March 30, 2013

Amish Sex

Sex with no electricity. Sex that has lost all emotion, feeling or love. Going through the (e)motions sexually. Wherein looking into your partner(s) eyes whilst fucking, all you can think about is whether or not you paid the cable bill.

Gary finished up the Amish Sex with his wife Belinda and wondered how he had ended up in this loveless hell called marriage after 34 years.

by SweetV January 26, 2010

Amish Donut

An Amish Donut is a sexual act in which a male inserts his scruffy chin into the anus of another person and uses his beard to plow the rectal fields of their partner.
An Amish Donut can be served with or without cream filling, and receives the suffix "with sprinkles" when the act is performed between two men. Spouting Dutch nonsense is not required, but accepted.

Last night Ezekiel wanted to make out after he gave me an Amish Donut, but I made him shave his chin first.

by Amish Donut July 14, 2014

Amish Jew

Never heard of an Amish Jew before? It's because they don't exist. Roundabout way for passive people to type I miss you!

Passive: Amish Jew!
Aggressive: Wtf I'm not an Amish Jew
Passive: Nvm

by amish jew June 22, 2013

aamish

Aamish is a really intelligent and smart guy. He is a sexy ass guy with the body of a God. He has an amazing personality and always got your back. He knows his shit and is hella confident and don’t believe in pussy shit.

Oh my god is that fine ass man Aamish?!?

by fatbitch1219 February 9, 2020

fat amish doinks

Super fat, well-rolled blunts

Hey man, let's go out back and smoke some fat amish doinks.

by Chrasey Reeves September 6, 2017