ahnistee

Mean-OutGoing person,Smart when they put their mind to anything its possible,Can and Will have anyone they Desire,Chases the Bag💰A Nice person until U cross them

Ahnistee Chases The Bag

by Mean,Outgoin,Chases the bag July 20, 2019

Wriggling Agnosti

A wriggling agnosti is a person or thing that gets in the way of your sexual pursuit of a specific person.

This is a person who might be a slut, a stranger, or a close friend of the person you want to obtain.

Wriggling agnosti"s are not our friends.

"OMG, we have to get out of here!"

"Why?"

"Because that bearded indie guy is the wriggling agnosti that made me lose # 9!!!"

by Micamazing123 August 7, 2009

bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch

Someone who has never made a decision in their life.

Nina: I'm a bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch.
Sally: Pick a side already!

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

agnostic

An agnostic is somebody who believes in agnocism. Which is a belief that there might or might not be a God. They don't live by strict religious rules, but are not atheist assholes. unfortunately agnostics are rejected by both atheists and religious peoples, but religious people tend to be more understanding towards them. Agnostics do worry about an afterlife unlike atheist that think people just stop existing after death (sucks to be a dead atheist). Agnostic people are more open minded than atheists and are a lot less annoying since they don't call their opinions facts all the time.

1. Matt Groening may be an agnostic, but at least he's not an atheist like that jerk Seth MacFarlane.
2. Atheist: You're agnostic right? Tell these catholic nerds that there is no God and that they are stupid for not sinning.

Agnostic: I can't say that because there is no proof that God does not exist, I'm just not sure which religion is right!
Atheist: The fuhrer will be very unpleased with you, how dare you disagree with me! Everything I say is fact! If there was a God I'd be him.
Agnostic: Right, why don't you sleep on it.
Atheist: We shall one day take over the Earth and when we do you religious peoples and agnostics will suffer!

by DempseyRichtofen November 16, 2009

Agnostic-Satanist

Someone who is agnostic but hates Christianity and lives by the philosophies of Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible (hedonism).

I believe that I am the first Agnostic-Satanist.

by Epigone July 2, 2003

Agnostic

A person who believes that there may or may not be a god, they may decide later on in life if there is or is not. They are not atheists without balls. And they want proof before admitting or denying God.

I am agnostic, i dont really know if there is a God or life after death.

by Idunno4538 July 14, 2020

agnostic

Agnosticism, contrary to popular definitions, is not a belief. on the belief system you have theism and atheism. Agnosticism is in the knowledge system with gnosticism. Now you can combine these two. Agnosticism means without knowledge, and gnosticism is with knowledge. So you can be an agnostic atheist, an agnostic theist, a gnostic atheist, and a gnostic theist. You can't be just a plain old agnostic.

"I'm an agnostic"
"Agnostic what? agnostic christian, agnostic atheist, agnostic muslim, or what? Please tell."

by thegreatagnosticdefiner June 1, 2009