accidental alabama

When you have a date with someone and you find out they are related to you.

I went on a hot date, but we had to cool it down because it turns out we pulled an accidental alabama... she was my cousin.

by m3m3 b01 girk February 5, 2018

Accidental Crucifixion

The process of accidentally crucifying someone, whether it be a false accusation or a faulty nail gun; it could be an uncontrollable act such as an addiction or an "accidental" nailing of someone to a cross

Whoops. I committed accidental crucifixion on Kristy by subconsciously nailing her hands to a cross and planting it in the ground.

by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019

Accidental Game

When your swag is turned up so high, that your game goes on Auto Pilot.

As girl is walking away...

Guy 1 (in a joking way): "Did you get shorter?"

Girl blushes and turns around

Guy 2: "Dude nice accidental game."

by SnacksOnSnacks2 June 28, 2009

accidental thumb

When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.

Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016

Accidental overdose

A lame ass excuse used by the media to describe the death of a celebrity that is caused by drugs that they took on purpose.

Dave: Did you Heath Ledger died because of an accidental overdose?

Me: Man fuck that, he knew what he was doing when he swallowed those 500 valumes. He killed himself,

by glendog May 2, 2008

Accidental Incest

Having a realistic wet dream to wake up to hearing your parents having sex in the other room.

"Mike, I had an accidental incest the other night!"
"Roll Tide"

by Nigbiscuitmcmuffin January 16, 2015

Accidental Anal

When two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (I.E. wrestling, football, rugby, etc...) and there is incidental penis to anus penetration. The term "accidental anal" refers to that occurrence.

"Matt and Luke were playing a heated, but quality game of chess that ended in accidental anal."

"I just wanted to put a dollar in the homeless man's tin can, but accidental anal occurred, too. Now I need special medication from the clinic."

"The poker game ended much as it started, with accidental anal. I think we're all walking a little slower this morning."

by Matrek December 16, 2011