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Hym "Yeah, Abel sacrifices a Lamb and Cain sacrifices wheat. God chooses one over the other and the one that isn't chosen is angry enough to kill the other. The story makes no reference to Cain bitterness and resentfulness as the reasonfor the rejection the sacrifice. That is a figment of Jordan Peterson's imagination. Which is harder: Tilling the ground or babysitting sheep? God rewarded the won that worked less hard and the harder working one murders him. THAT IS WHAT JORDAN PETERSON IS DOING TO ME. I sat around and watched the sheep's fuck and was rewarded by God with the most significant achievement of the modern age. I am become as God himself."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
Get the Abel mug.An Abel is loud and doesnt know when to shut the fuck up. Hes a pretty good friend and stuff but he can be pretty mean aswell. But boyfriend-wise, an Abel is pretty hard to date. Dating an Abel may feel like it will be forever, but Abels are liars and rude. They'll talk behind your back and make you feel like the prettiest yet ugliest person in the world. It will be fun to date an Abel until he ends up fucking up and talks to someone else, yet covers it up with "theyre just a friend. I love you and you only"
Ashley: Hey who's that boy?
Heather: Thats my ex Abel. He was so amazing to me but he didn't know how to stop being a whore and ended up almost cheating on me. The thing is, hes still a good friend which is why im still friends with him...
Ashley: Girl, thats not good.
Heather: Thats my ex Abel. He was so amazing to me but he didn't know how to stop being a whore and ended up almost cheating on me. The thing is, hes still a good friend which is why im still friends with him...
Ashley: Girl, thats not good.
by iipxppaxxooii November 22, 2023
Get the Abel mug.Abel Is uhh...... Abel, he's something out of this universe he doesn't even feel real he's too perfect(as he present himself) he appeared to be extremely confident, smart, hardworking, athletic, charismatic, funny, Tall(probably around +6'3ft tall) and cute like Damm he's has to be the cutest guy I seen, Ugh I wish I could be with him even though he may be beyond my league or might not like me but he's too perfect even though I barely know him there something about him that makes him stand out and pull me towards him and sometimes I catch him looking at me and I like freze In my brain like idk what to do but I feel like I just want to stared directly Into his perfect eyes but I feel like I might werid Him out If I do. Overall Abel Is perfect he like the dream guy he has a nice body, beautiful long curly black hair, generous and kind, beautiful eyes, lips, everything about screams aesthetic and perfect like It doesn't feel like this guy Is real. I'm guessing he probably goes to the gym because of his body but also takes extremely good care of himself, he just perfect 😫 , and he probably packing🤭 if he could be mine I would definitely make him mine and trust me I'm am not obsessed with this guy one bit 😉 (I have dreams about him every single night and i think about him every second of the day).
Person 1: you see that.... that... guy over there? Who Is he? Does he even belong here?
Person 2: Oh that's Abel you he's out of this world 😩😍
Person 2: Oh that's Abel you he's out of this world 😩😍
by Anyomoous1234 December 21, 2023
Get the Abel mug.Abel Is uhh...... Abel, he's something out of this universe he doesn't even feel real he's too perfect(as he present himself) he appeared to be extremely confident, smart, hardworking, athletic, charismatic, funny, Tall(probably around +6'3ft tall) and cute like Damm he's has to be the cutest guy I seen, Ugh I wish I could be with him even though he may be beyond my league or might not like me but he's too perfect even though I barely know him there something about him that makes him stand out and pull me towards him and sometimes I catch him looking at me and I like freze In my brain like idk what to do but I feel like I just want to stared directly Into his perfect eyes but I feel like I might werid Him out If I do. Overall Abel Is perfect he like the dream guy he has a nice body, beautiful long curly black hair, generous and kind, beautiful eyes, lips, everything about screams aesthetic and perfect like It doesn't feel like this guy Is real. I'm guessing he probably goes to the gym because of his body but also takes extremely good care of himself, he just perfect 😫 , and he probably packing🤭 if he could be mine I would definitely make him mine and trust me I'm am not obsessed with this guy one bit 😉 (I have dreams about him every single night and i think about him every second of the day).
Person 1: you see that.... that... guy over there? Who Is he? Does he even belong here?
Person 2: Oh that's Abel you he's out of this world 😩😍
Person 2: Oh that's Abel you he's out of this world 😩😍
by Anyomoous1234 December 21, 2023
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