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Accomodator

n., a dildo you strap to your chin to assist in oral sex
Hey baby, you want me to strap on the accomodator?
by JubboOO April 19, 2005
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Abominable Snowman

Before entering a movie, buy a box of popcorn. Do NOT eat it. During the movie, engage in sexual behavior, pulling out pre-ejaculation. Let your load off all over your partner, specifically in the facial area. Proceed to dumping the box of popcorn over their head. Watch and enjoy as the abominable snowman terrorizes the theater.
like omg! an abominable snowman like totally attacked us during Hancock!
by Rapidshare July 4, 2008
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abomination

abomination (noun): in the classical sense, abominations are individuals absent human qualities. however, the modern use of the word generally refers to monsters of the ginger variety.

abominations will occasionally walk among the earth and take the guise of a correct human being. these are referred to as "daywalkers". daywalker behavior should not be confused as a disowning of its demonic origins, rather, a guise to infiltrate and sabotage the functional world. as such, daywalkers may be considered the vanguard of the ginger horde; trained to pave the way for their future designs.

the rest of the abomination population makes no effort to suppress their behavior. they are commonly known for their dangerous habits and mannerisms. abominations are fiercely territorial and savage. exposure to sunlight is a consistently effective deterrent to abomination activity.

abominations are extremely dangerous and of low intelligence/worth. exercise extreme caution.
And from the fiery and rank pits of hell sprang the worst creation: the abomination and its opinions.
by high speed and hooah May 13, 2011
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abominate

Its quite right to abominate people who are evil-doers.
by vj_sez August 23, 2006
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abdominal bulge

Most Abdominal Bulges would be defined as a medical condition. But in this case it is when a penis is so big and long that when it enters you your stomach will be stretched showing the shape of it.
As the room became steamy with their combined heat the head of his hardened cock enters the wet heat. Sliding in so deep his shaft is big enough to make an abdominal bulge.
by Learning Learner November 17, 2018
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Abdominal Blowman

A male that is a chronic wanker that unloads his jizz on himself every time he jacks off but he cannot shoot his load any further than the reaches of his own abdomen area. This is due to an aging prostate gland causing them to become a short shooter over time.
Carl has been a chronic wanker since his teen years. Back in the day, he could blow his load past his ears and would often gak all over his face. Now, while still the same wanker he always was, he is just an Abdominal Blowman. He can barely shoot his load to his past his own pubes and is often just a dribble.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015
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absomalutelely

Net version of absolutely. Sounds cooler than it looks.
Is that right ? Absomalutely !
by woofa October 10, 2003
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