Jerkin Pox

A rash or excessive wear on ones penis from frequent masterbation. Usually found on those who haven't had sex in long time. Example: Married males, Priests, and virgins.
Man its been 6 months since I last got laid, I have given myself a bad case of Jerkin Pox ever since.
by xristopher cringle October 16, 2010
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Cock Pox

Slang for Herpes. This is used when a friend that never had chicken pox thinks he's finally caught them. He is wrong. CHICKEN Pox are everywhere. Cock Pox, well...
'Yeah, Sean, I have chicken pox, I'm Home and very itchy!"
"But Rob, your Twenty?! Oh... You've got Cock Pox haven't you?"
"Good show, mate, Good Show indeed."
by DJ Stainless Steel March 03, 2009
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retarded pox

A short-lived attack of retardation which usually occurs in short bursts and is characterized by erratic and irrational movements and speech. One may catch the disease, which will recur throughout one's life at seemingly random moments, by contact with an infected individual. Studies show the disease may be transmitted via aerosol transmission. While infected, the affected individual will rapidly lose brain cells.
Example sentence: OOOgaaaa! Boats drown!!!! WATER POKEMON...SO MANY! I like cherry squirrels. JAHAAHAHpooonboo!
by Matt January 16, 2005
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Lady pox

Lady pox looks like red raised bumps with mini pustules somewhat like chicken pox and is an unknown rash nasty older women get from being used up whores. It is unknown whether it is herpes, warts or just a shave rash but no one wants to find out because it smells like unimaginable rot. Girls with lady pox often end up being single and living alone hiding behind the computer or on cam sites where people cant smell her lady pox. There is no cure for lady pox and it is contagious.
I would never fuck that bitch - the nasty hoe has lady pox.
by BlazerBoi January 07, 2012
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pickin' pox

The result of an evening spent staring into the bathroom mirror removing ingrown hairs or other miscellaneous things from ones skin with tweezers. Usually done while under the influence of methamphetamine.
Would you cut that out? Hand over your tweezers.... Keep it up and tomorrow you're gonna end up with pickin' pox!
by raybo September 21, 2007
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Small Pox

When a hooker with gingivitis bites your small weiner and it gets infected
by MyNameAdumbMaybe October 29, 2018
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Monkey Pox

The monkeypox virus is an orthopoxvirus that causes mpox (monkeypox), a disease with symptoms similar to smallpox, although less severe. Key facts

Vaccines used during the smallpox eradication programme also provided protection against monkeypox. Newer vaccines have been developed of which one has been approved for prevention of monkeypox
Monkeypox is caused by monkeypox virus, a member of the Orthopoxvirus genus in the family Poxviridae.
Monkeypox is usually a self-limited disease with the symptoms lasting from 2 to 4 weeks. Severe cases can occur. In recent times, the case fatality ratio has been around 3–6%.
Monkeypox is transmitted to humans through close contact with an infected person or animal, or with material contaminated with the virus.
Monkeypox virus is transmitted from one person to another by close contact with lesions, body fluids, respiratory droplets and contaminated materials such as bedding.
Monkeypox is a viral zoonotic disease that occurs primarily in tropical rainforest areas of central and west Africa and is occasionally exported to other regions.
An antiviral agent developed for the treatment of smallpox has also been licensed for the treatment of monkeypox.

At this time, data suggest that gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men make up the majority of cases in the current mpox outbreak.
Monkey pox
Yet they help the pride parade last year with out a shit givin to your health
It is shocking that we saw a aids 2.0 and the people behind the pride parades did not want to cancel because they knew that if they did then pride parades would stop especially the fact that the 2021 was the "you can't cancel pride" and if it did the following year

it would break the sprit of every crazed 'look at me' queers

while leaving the sanes ones finally be accepted in society

because new flash the parades are pushing people futher in the closet
by Facts hurt thy March 19, 2023
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