brad

causes premature ejaculation and limp noodle

dude we were trying to fuck last night but he had brad in his head and couldn't get hard

by NOFATCHICKSALLOWED July 13, 2011

Brad

A man that likes getting hickeys from girls to show the boys. He also does light beers. #dontbebrad
#5thyear

Your being such a brad

by DIFJ December 02, 2017

Brad

Some random guy that that one may encounter on the streets and the name of this guy is unknown, his title becomes Brad.

"yea, I was walking down the street and ran into a couple of Brads."

by Huds May 06, 2008

Brad

your typical white boy. hates his vegetables and doesn't eat pasta due to a traumatic experience. he doesn't leave his room cause he's playing minecraft and likes hanging out in the rave cave with the boys and that one girl of his dreams. He has the personality of a house brick and is extremely awkward around girls. He listens to Ruel and Justin Bieber at 1am with his cock out (average white boy playlist). He is one off those kids with a middle part and never shaves. he has the bushiest eyebrows and never thinks to fix them. his dad is Shane and he is superior over brad. brad likes cordi and will never get her cause she's taken.

'no I don't eat vegetables'
'ew who eats pasta'

'Brad is hella gay no cap'
'rave cave this weekend boiiis'

by brad loves cordi September 18, 2019

Brad

Loser

Brad's just a loser

by ancestorsprotectme September 05, 2019

Brad

Someone who runs around with katanas infront of cctv and chases the police with a katana.

Man... he was such a Brad last night.

by KanashimiDESU January 25, 2020

Brad

brad is the combination between two names “breana” and “tad”. these two special people have a bond that’s so hilarious everyone is jealous of it. they are like cody ko and noel, so funny it’s unbelievable. if you ever meet this duo you’ll be sure to have a fat laugh.

person: HAHAHAH

person 2: what are you laughing at?
person: BRAD!! they are so hilarious

by lollipopsryuck April 28, 2020