Sullivan Flop

1. an attempt at humor that makes nobody laugh and in fact has the effect of making the recipients' days just a little bit worse
2. a clumsy fall that causes unexpectedly severe bruising

1. After a very funny email about a slutty bartender looking anywhere from 30 to 50, Jean Doe writes an email back saying, "Was it Ashley Young?" As nobody knows who that person is or gets any hidden message that Jean Doe intended, the attempt at humor failed. The days got just a little bit worse for each of the readers of the email. They'd been Sullivan flopped.
2. Upon being tossed a golf ball in a rather routine move, Joan Doe loses her balance and stumbles down a 3-degree incline slope, the land of which is comprised of soft grass. Left with a large bruise on her hip, Joan has experienced a Sullivan flop.

by Vern July 23, 2004

Spencer sullivan

Biggest man titties you will ever see, drives all the boys crazy. No shirt can contain those things, WOW

Holy those are some huge mellons, he must be Spencer Sullivan

by Crew mate March 7, 2022

Pulling a Sullivan

When one is involved in a suspicious alcohol related hit and run. They leave the scene, sober up, clean up and then turn them self in only after lawyering up. A vehicular Claude Rains of sorts.

"Damn man where is Billy I haven't seen him since drinking last night???"
"Oh he hit someone after the BBQ, I think he's Pulling a Sullivan?!?!"

by Sir Sidly June 14, 2015

abby sullivan

slurpie girl

OH! gus wants an abby sullivan

by chara!!! November 6, 2017

Willem Sullivan

a graceful yet elegant creature, with an outstanding ability to switch moods faster than a black man in Montana. Willem Sullivan is a superior being beyond all others, and even has god kneeling before him.

“Can I say his name?”

“OF COURSE YOUR WRETCHED ASS CAN’T”

“Willem Sullivan” *dead*

by GOD LIKE BEINGS BEYOND COMPARE June 27, 2021

Young Sullivan

A youngling that is sexually active and romantic that is is also good at Squash.

"Young Sullivan, do you want to go to the Squash court?"

by Young.Sullivan March 14, 2022

Rusty Sullivan

When you pop out of your lady's closet screaming, wearing nothing but a mask and some socks.

1. I pulled a Rusty Sullivan on my girlfriend last night. She really filled the scream tank!

2. I pulled a rusty Sullivan on my girlfriend last night. Too bad she was under the bed, waiting to give me a dirty Randall. I got very scared when it happened and let out a loud Wazowski.

by RustingShackleford September 26, 2018