Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless

"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"

by T4Y March 16, 2021

go on one's merry way

Jocular and/or euphemistic way of referring to suicide.

Bob: Phil, have you seen Pete since he blew that interview?
Phil: No, but I heard he took it so hard he stormed off to the nearest bridge and went on his merry way.
Bob: LOL! Wish I could have been there to see it. Would have been the YouTube video of the century.

Pete killed himself. That is what it means to go on one's merry way.

by UDUser4820 May 24, 2018

A one way

Masturbating. Like a three way but alone.

Going to hit a one way tonight.

Rey hits a one way often.

I hear he's an expert at a one way

by SafetyRey December 4, 2020

One Way Trail

I popular OHV riding trail in an Oregon OHV park that has been named as far back as the 1970's, that has only now been questioned of it's definition. The original way of travel is south, to north.

Did you hear the dunner got into a head on collision on the One Way Trail?

by a TV fanatic May 17, 2021

one way dildo

Another word for the forbidden dildo or poop

Bro come take a look at this one way dildo in the toilet. It's massive.

by Jeffrey fuckerson November 4, 2022

ONE WAY TRAFFIC

ONE WAY TRAFFIC , CANT FIND THE OTHER END TO GO RIGHT WAY, DOWN ONE WAY!

Fuck this shit, if I drive in reverse I'm going the right way down one way traffic! Noone will know!...everybody knew and called others to let them know I was coming!

by Love, Diana.M December 4, 2024

Detroit One Way

Not stopping at red lights, after dark, in Detroit.

Honey, be home by 10pm take the Detroit One Way and get home safe.

by FireStud169 December 3, 2024