Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.
He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...
He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...
by peperuda July 13, 2017
Get the johannes jan petermug. 
Johann is an extremely good lucking boy with puppy-like eyes who likes to wear hoodies and jeans. He's always laughing and very sweet to everyone.
by apple7387263 November 22, 2021
Get the Johannmug. He is a Nasty Boy and loves to sleep forever and is very romantic and has a big D and a sexy ass but a very messy room ;)
by Johann.. November 21, 2021
Get the Johannmug. Joho is a type of tall, thin, freckly, shy boy who is desperately in love with one of his friends. He RUDELY deletes quizzes of beautiful sexy girls who took him under her wing. And then DOESNT APOLOGIZE😱 (rude amirite).
They can shake their irises for some reason and never talk about their private life. Joho's been through some stuff, and may or may not have some daddy issues. Also a tad bisexual. Admittedly bad handwriting.
Wears the same two hoodies year-round. Experts believe under the tough, walled exterior is a sweet boy who likes Minecraft and just wants to have a nice time.
They can shake their irises for some reason and never talk about their private life. Joho's been through some stuff, and may or may not have some daddy issues. Also a tad bisexual. Admittedly bad handwriting.
Wears the same two hoodies year-round. Experts believe under the tough, walled exterior is a sweet boy who likes Minecraft and just wants to have a nice time.
Gay guy 1: "omg that's a twink"
Gay guy 2: "name's johannes and idek if he's gay"
That one girl: "He's so adorable! Strawberry boy!"
Slay
Gay guy 2: "name's johannes and idek if he's gay"
That one girl: "He's so adorable! Strawberry boy!"
Slay
by AleksIsSlaying August 17, 2022
Get the Johannesmug. This is a kind of girl who has a random sense of humour, usually a lot of friends and is very flirtatious. She is the type who will snatch your boyfriend right up from under your nose and then act like she did nothing wrong. Johanne's are usually the type to be involved in dance or some other kind of sport related thing, and are usually considered to be quite pretty. Other girls can be quite bitter towards Johanne's however, because of their reputation as being a man eater and are sometimes unfaithful. They are goofy but somehow womanly at the same time.
by fruitmatser February 24, 2019
Get the Johannemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.mug.