Johanne

Johanne is the most beautiful girl! All the guys fall in love with her, but she only loves her horse!
She’s such a Johanne! Look at how she rejected that guy
by Johannelover123 January 01, 2019
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Johannes

English teacher at some german school, read the other definitions for his name here and thinks everything agrees w him.
if he reads this, we love u <3

LG and GaLieGrü
Johannes
by s.auer February 06, 2023
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Johanne

emo ass sociopath looking ass midget. we cool.
by mattabm December 03, 2017
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Johannes

The greatest being who has ever lived on Earth in the past 1500 years.
Bucky: Wow Johannes is so cool!
Ania: Yeah, he's so awesome.
Damsy: He inspires me greatly.
by JohannesRequiemMBW July 24, 2023
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Johannes

This young man is very ugly and his parents dont love him. He will never find a girlfriend in his life (like me) and always be a lonely person.
Hallo ich bin Johannes, wie geht es dir Simon mein Freund?!
by >Johannes December 06, 2022
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Johanne

This is a kind of girl who has a random sense of humour, usually a lot of friends and is very flirtatious. She is the type who will snatch your boyfriend right up from under your nose and then act like she did nothing wrong. Johanne's are usually the type to be involved in dance or some other kind of sport related thing, and are usually considered to be quite pretty. Other girls can be quite bitter towards Johanne's however, because of their reputation as being a man eater and are sometimes unfaithful. They are goofy but somehow womanly at the same time.
Uhg, that girl my boyfriend is dating now is a textbook case of a Johanne.
by fruitmatser February 24, 2019
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Johanne

A johanne is very powerfull and hype, when you first meet her she would be very weird and a little bit cold, but she’s liking have control over things. Johanne is at the most time happy, but she is just hiding her feelings, she can be so sad and stressed and feel like nothing is real, but no one can see it ‘cause that fake smile she makes looks so real. She is also very funny to be with and always has crazy ideas!

A johanne is thin and very sporty, she has a lot of friends. She is very hot and her boobs are big, she is just perfect!
Johanne
by Ashie789 November 24, 2018
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