A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Beat The Meat is a term used by Walter Booty Clapper To say that its time to get butt raped by a 3,000 ft pole that comes out of his pants.Then he will say good little kitty cat. Then finally he will give you REALLY a hard blow to your butt.
Walter: You want to Beat The Meat
Random Guy: OH HELL NA
Walter: Come on dude I'll pay you
Random Guy: Go fuck yourself
Walter: No, I want to fuck you
Also Walter: grabs random guy then throws him into a big white van
Random Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME
Random Guy: OH HELL NA
Walter: Come on dude I'll pay you
Random Guy: Go fuck yourself
Walter: No, I want to fuck you
Also Walter: grabs random guy then throws him into a big white van
Random Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME
by Walter Booty Clapper November 4, 2022

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023

by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019

hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .
by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024

by rasta badmon January 23, 2025

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"
"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017
