why don't you take a seat

The dreaded words that Chris Hansen will tell you when you go into the house hoping to hook up with an underage girl.

I walked into the house
"hey did you bring the stuff I asked for?"
"Smirnoff Ice and strawberry condoms, you bet."
"ok let me just get changed"
I go into the kitchen and see Chris Hansen
"why don't you take a seat"

by WelfareChris April 6, 2008

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

I don't give a damn

= I don't care.

A: He likes you!
B: So what? I don't give a damn, he sucks.

by One-republic February 28, 2009

I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

When you really do not care about anything at all.

Coined by the Tourettes Guy.

Dad, you're not allowed to go back in there.

TG: I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

by Paracetamol 500mg May 21, 2007

Don't Fuck A Wounded Bear

Basically means to move on and move past problems one person may have with another.

Used by a character on the British television show Misfits.

... And so he hit you with a toaster and kidnapped you, but you know what they say? Don't fuck a wounded bear!

by Hello to those out there December 25, 2010

Don't Put a Bunny on the Roof.

This phrase means,"don't make trouble". Nothing good can come from a bunny being on the roof.

For Example,

"Hannah! Why would punch Anya??
Yeah Hannah, "Don't Put a Bunny on the Roof."

by kisses<3 January 25, 2013

Don't pull a Yato

Scamming others and then pretending you were compromised.

Please use "Dont pull a Yato in a sentence":

Dude youre a legit trader please don't pull a yato.

by Warpshock September 18, 2016