Something a bunch of pretentious girls say when they get caught being shady. Usually it translates to either, "I'm a noob", "I'm wrong but I'm not going to admit it", or " I messed up big time."
by Perry D. Platt September 19, 2017
Get the ZOINKSmug. 
Get the Zoinksmug. by CharvelStar April 18, 2023
Get the Zoinkedmug. 
When you're so high or you're either drunk as hell
Drunk zoinked: you stumble and speak incoherent nonsense alot then eventually fall a sleep and have the WORST hangover.
High zoinked: you're calm and probably daydreaming alot staring into space and you also might talk slower and drag out words.
Drunk zoinked: you stumble and speak incoherent nonsense alot then eventually fall a sleep and have the WORST hangover.
High zoinked: you're calm and probably daydreaming alot staring into space and you also might talk slower and drag out words.
by Leohtsu July 19, 2022
Get the Zoinkedmug. Zoinked A word in which it describes an over the top high. A song has been made depicting how it feels when you are "Zoinked." People who are with the shits are a familiar with this word as it's the low key type word.
by lelandSmith October 27, 2018
Get the Zoinkedmug.