rusty zipper

When a mans penis is so small, He pees on his zipper causing it to rust.

Kyle's penis is so small he gets a rusty zipper every week.

by bigCincincy November 15, 2015

zipper lip

A Zipper lip is when a female is so cum drunk and cock hungry, she hastily rips the zipper down and while doing so her lip get caught in the zipper.

That chic wanted my cock so badly she got zipper lip.

by Tre from Tucson September 12, 2017

Rogue Zipper

When you have a pair of pants where the zipper just goes down on its own whenever it feels like it. It goes "rogue" so to speak.

Chad: "Hey man your fly's open."

Brad: "Shit man you're right, it's this fucking rogue zipper."

by Monnicker March 28, 2011

california zipper

When a person is shot in the the abdomen and then has to have a cut down their stomach. The scar that is left makes a line down the stomach

Did you hear about trevon he got a California zipper yesterday

by GuddaG3 August 10, 2016

Zipper Puppet

Homo, an asshole that is so gay, you can feel the gay eminating from their pores. (Faggot)

Wow, that guy sounds really fruity, must be a zipper puppet.

by SuperSpico October 3, 2019

zipper critter

A Zipper Critter is a cute or friendly, familiar name name for genitalia often hidden from view by pants but accessed through a zipper.

Jenny, coming up on her third date with Larry was sure she 'd get to see his zipper critter.

Look at Bruce , he's totally happy. I bet he got some lap time with Lisa's Zipper Critter last night.

by Torbert July 6, 2018

Zipper cream

An unfortunate type of premature ejaculation in which a male spurts into the zipper of his pants while trying to remove them.

Jake was so excited about sexy times with Sheila that he zipper creamed everywhere. Sheila was not excited.

by redread January 21, 2014