Zeus-Fucked 

when one roasts the bowl

Eric Jones Zeus-Fucked the damn bowl again!

Zeus-Fucked by Dr. Ganjaman August 19, 2010

Zeus Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.

"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."

Zeus Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

zeus noose 

your masturbaiting hand/s.

guy 1: quit hyper extending my wrist dude, you might break my zeus noose.
guy 2: (releases quickly)

zeus noose by TheSlimJimDude August 24, 2010

zeus deuce

A Zeus duece is a shit of epic proportions. It's when you take a shit and all you see is shit and the water is gone. Thats how big of a shit it is

Guy 1: Hey I just looked at the toiletbowl, Why is there a huge shit and no water?

Guy 2:I jus took a zeus deuce

zeus deuce by antoniown January 19, 2011

Zeus Jiggle 

When a man, after ejaculating on his partners face, flicks his penis in a downward motion slinging the final droplets of semen as if Zeus himself were casting lightening bolts from atop Mount Olympus.

As if embodied by Zeus himself, Chad reaffirmed his dominance by giving Ariel the most electrifying Zeus Jiggle of her short life.

Zeus Jiggle by Dj Darc Matter August 9, 2009

Zeus J 

A majestic unicorn like human that does live streams on MeetMe that has a majestic beard that any human would gladly wish to grow upon their chin. Zeus J is often times seen saying "cool george" to an extremely weird man named Georgeous that comes to his stream .

Georgeous: I love buckets of grease with extra ranch and lots of banana buns .

Zeus J : Cool George

Zeus J by Someonethatluvstacobell June 27, 2022

Zeus's Beard 

adj.

How aweful, what a suprise

By Zeus's Beard she is beautiful: By Zeus's Beard what an accident

Zeus's Beard by Ben Jermain May 15, 2006