by the beard of zeus

Ridiculous phrase primarily used as a mythological reference, but often associated with retarded phrases or ideas.

"By the beard of Zeus, that's good sausage and egg!"- Don McNeil

by Canavan October 12, 2004

Zeesh

A very respectfull person, often very helpfull in fights, also has exceptionally large penis

Call ZEESH

Shit u gotta huuge Zeesh

by Mahmuud May 9, 2008

zeus move

to get owned, massively

Damn, that dude caught a wicked zeus move!

by dikk May 27, 2004

zeus dick

an intoxicated male is erect, but has the ability not cum if he so chooses. The ability to stay hard and not cum is called Zeus Dick.

I railed this chick last night and tour her pussy up for four hours with my zeus dick.

by the greenbowen madman October 23, 2009

Touch of Zeus

When a man has sex with an unshaven woman and the rubbing of his penis on her bush causes his penis to become negatively charged resulting in a static shock between his penis and her clitoral piercing.

Dude...Sarah gave me the touch of zeus last night...it stung like a bitch....

by MinnVik September 11, 2011

zeus’ nutsack

Tazing the guys nutsack while he goes balls deep

“Yo, Jeremy did the Zeus’ Nutsack and he can’t have kids now!”

by Wassupitsyaboiskinnypenis November 10, 2018

Zeus

A person who tries to rule everything. Thinks they are in charge at all times. Think they are as good as a greek god. Loves attention, and has a very big ego.

John: Dude Jeremy is bein a frickin Zeus
Kevin: Yea hes gonna start pissin people off.

by Jon Gabriel May 3, 2007