Yeet yoink

A yoink that you get

Who in the yeet yoink three this gum at me? There are 12 year olds in the room next to me. (Gabby put your clothes on we gotta go.)

by Yelomedallion February 25, 2019

Yoinked

To be pulled from separated groups back to the main online room, sometimes without warning.

"Time for yoinking in 5...4...3...2...1"
"Talk later. We've been yoinked."
"We can't get back to the main room. Please yoink us!"
"David's the yoinker today."

by CWStudent March 24, 2021

yoink

masturbate

I had to give the old chap a yoink before I went on a date with my mates mum, otherwise I might have jizzed all over her tight top, and thus, her wonderful norks

by chopsy May 17, 2003

Yoinkers

The opposite of yeet. Quickly snatching away an item and calling "yoinkers"! (Term originally used in BrainPOP by Tim and Moby)

Person 1: *grabs paper* Yoinkers!

by gracen_studios June 5, 2018

Yonks is Stonks

If "Yonks" refers to a period of time, and "Stonks" refers to a quantity of money, we can apply the old saying. Time is money, therefore Yonks is Stonks.

Hurry up, we're on a tight schedule, and Yonks is Stonks!

by fried.rice.guy November 3, 2019

Yoinkety sploinkety

Yoinkety sploinkety is a slang term for vehicular manslaughter.

“Oh look, theres a gay guy crossing the street! I’m about to pull a yoinkety sploinkety.”

by Alberth Einstain February 7, 2022

Toddler yoinking

Describes the act of spotting and subsequently stealing a defenseless toddler away from their parents in a moment of inattention.

Yo Benjamin lets do some toddler yoinking. That toddler looks really yoinkable

by U35creations April 21, 2022