A Youseff is a creepy paedophile egytian, commonly found in the bushes outside your house wearing nothing but a creepy smile that no-one is really all that comfortable with. Youseff's are known to keep Hit Lists of their enemies and will add you to it for even recoiling in horror at his stench. If confronted by a Youseff, run. Fast. As far away as your legs will take you without breaking off. Even then, crawl, till your hands are bloody stumps. If escaped is not possible, a highly recommended defence is to play the song "Walk Like An Egyptian", this will cause a Youseff to fall into a trance like state of walking like an egytian. Use this time to escape. The reward for killing a Youseff is $5.50 or two Asian sex slaves.
"Ah, what the fuck is that....Its hurting my eyes....ah fuck it's a Youseff, shit, where's my Ipod!?!?"
by Peter Reynes September 18, 2008
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Just like a Dirty Sanchez but, while in the act of performing sex on a female while she is on the rag. You then get oral sex from her while she gets menstrual blood on her upper lip. You call her a varmit while doing this.
by xxat56xx May 18, 2008
Get the Yosemity Sam mug.derived from the name of the spoken word artist Malik Yusef. The term was instigated by a group of Jackson, Mississippi poets upon noticing Malik's presence and absence during a largely respected spoken word event in the Jackson.
it means to be absent, to leave, to go on, to dismiss one self
it can also be used without the space "malikyoself"
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it means to be absent, to leave, to go on, to dismiss one self
it can also be used without the space "malikyoself"
a trending topic on Twitter #malikyoself
ex1. I can't believe you did that. Now go malik yoself, fool!
ex2. Nigga, you just need to stop, just do us all a favor and malik yoself.
ex2. Nigga, you just need to stop, just do us all a favor and malik yoself.
by refinedSMARTS January 18, 2010
Get the malik yoself mug.Yoseline is a very nice person shes smart talented and is always laughs at people's jokes no matter how bad it is. Shes very hardworking and beautiful and she likes to say what's on her mind shes just an all around perfect friend and if your lucky perfect girlfriend.
Guy 1 : what kind of name is yoseline?
Guy 2: idk, but shes really cool and she gave me a cookie when I talked to her
Guy 1: oh?
Guy 2: idk, but shes really cool and she gave me a cookie when I talked to her
Guy 1: oh?
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Get the Yoseline mug.A Yonseff is a terrible nickname of Youseff he likes people who do weird faces and will chase you around if you bully a pop cat and loves crazy kids every day hell come up to you and you have to do a weird face or else something bad will happen and he makes sure your not sinning around even in the toilet like bro cant give people a break.
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