Yonk

A very religious person who says something like "You will pay for your sins!" Or "You will feel gods wrath"

Shut up you fucking yonk

by Pörñ ïs nîc3 December 13, 2019

Yonk

The combination of yikes and stocks

yikes the stocks have gone down. Yonk!

by Biqbone February 7, 2020

Yonk

480 shreks

My Bluetooth adapter took one whole yonk to arrive

by Donkeeeh April 29, 2020

yonks

ages a long time

You have been gone for yonks.

by gethany wheelis May 18, 2020

Yonk

An absolute retard who is incapable of doing anything remotely complicated. (Usually refers to people of African decent)

"You can't do shit you fucking Yonk"

by That Nigga Johntez May 18, 2020

Yonk

to throw yourself at or to

I just yonked myself at some elderly people

by Ssuper5969 June 7, 2020

Yonk

To take something away from another.

Can I yonk ur phone for a minute?

by anonymous September 8, 2020