xander speakman

the sexiest boy on earth🤤🥵💗

“have you seen xander speakman? oh damm is he sexy.”

by emma.samek February 7, 2020

xanderbean

A unit of measuring. (Exactly 100 Tyrones or 100,000 taul.)

Mars is exactly 2 Xanderbean tall.

The midget is 3 taul.

His penis wasn't even 7 tall.

by Extra Hard Poo Poo December 7, 2020

xander

The white knight to a certain girl
The one who can't shut the fuck up sometimes
xander is a guy who is the entire circus

"lmao is that xander?"
"watch out he might get on his knees and pleas for yo girl too!"

by caretyulez224 April 7, 2021

Xander is seggsy

Xander is the seggsiest guy on the planet. It doesn’t matter what age he is, he will always be smoking hot!

Damn Xander is seggsy af

by Xarofi July 8, 2021

xandemic

the xandemic was a period of time from 2016-2018 where everyone in high school were always using xanax or were just there to get xanax, or do to do xanax.

"yo bro remember in high school when you was fuckin BARRED OUT in the middle of class"
"haha yea bro xandemic was the best and worst part of my life"
"yh bro you literally fell forward as soon as you got up, never have i ever laughed harder at your goofy ass"

by alldayye October 19, 2023

No bully xander November

Fuck you Ben

Hey Ben didn't u hear it's no bully xander november

by BotskiBTW November 4, 2019

xander

just a cunt in general

xander is a cunt with no scholarships

by bruhrtie August 17, 2020